I sometimes have a look at the Google searches that have (mostly) misdirected people to this site. I'd just like to say to the person in Canada who landed here after searching, scissors cut blister scrotum, 'ouch!' I doubt you found what you were looking for here, but hopefully the few moments of distraction were helpful. I hope you are feeling better :-).
And to the person in Texas, searching for hairy irish women: glad you found me.