How's it I never noticed his double joints until they appeared on D1's incredibly long fingers, for instance? She's perfectly equipped to be a piano virtuoso if only I ever got around to organising piano lessons for her. And what about that really irritating noise his jaw makes when eating; how on earth did I not hear that when we were dating. And don't get me started on the snoring!
At least I was upfront with my physical shortcomings - the nose, the freckles, the hair that can only be smoothed at the hands of a professional, the flat chest, the weak teeth, the short legs. Right. Thinking about it I was clearly lucky to attract a mate at all. Who cares about weak ankles!?
